Quotes--New and Improved
"This makes terrible look good." --Michael"A daycare center with a basketball team." --Mr. Pfefferle"You're off like a dirty shirt." --Mr. Bond"Time flies when you're having fun and fruit flies like a banana." --Dr. RoglandTo Tyler: "You're smarter than the average bear." --Pastor DeMassAbout the Mona Lisa: "She's not hot at all." --Rodi"Teachers have feelings, too, ya know." --Mr. Bond
Quotes--More to Come When I Have Time (Har, Har--Time???)
Mnemonic devices for remembering the quadrants for sine, cosine, and tangent:"All students take Calculus." --Mr. Pfefferle"Aaron Skrivan tortures cats." --Michael
Quotes, At Long Last!
"I am not a slave to fashion." --Dr. RoglandSpeaking of a couple of TV evangelists: "It was captivating to see two people, who, put together, have the IQ of a trashcan." --Mr. Pfefferle"Somehow this gets me off on the subject of my Uncle Hank..." --Dr. Rogland"They use their morse code foot tapping" for cheating on the Latin quiz. --Mr. PfefferleI'm sure people would appreciate it if you would sign your name if you're posting anonymously. That way, you're not impersonating Megan, and people know whom they're talking to! Thanks.
Overnight Field Trip Quotes
"I'm a cute shrub." --Jessica"I was born to be mean, honey." --Laura"We recreate hard." --Mr. Hannula