"Yo soy confusdo." --Carl, during a Spanish test.
"D.L." --Faith (Down Low)
"Rosemary is basically greedy." --Mr. Pfefferle
"The goldilocks point" --Mr. Pfefferle (the equilibrium point)
"So if you have prowess, you're very pointy?" --Tyler
"What can I do to make this go kablooie?" --Mr. Pfefferle
"I am the boss, applesauce." --Mr. Bond
"Teachers have to put up with paparazzi all the time." --Mr. Pfefferle
"I don't know who was making movies in the '70s, but they were all--all--morons." --Mr. Bond
"John Bunyan's conversion is a yo-yo conversion." --Mr. Bond
"We have this coffee table book on particle physics." --Mr. Pfefferle
"I only have 5 slots in my mind to remember things. The first 4 are filled up by my name, my wife's name, and my kids' names, so I only have 1 left." --Mr. Pfefferle
"Doesn't that give you sort of a delicious feeling of walking on the wild side? Every time I measure something, I say heeanyh, French people!" --Mr. Pfefferle
"Don't give her steel earrings. Give her gold." --Mr. Pfefferle
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