Monday, February 14, 2005

Quotes

"Entertainment and athletics--isn't that what modern America is all about?"
--Mr. Hannula
"If you feel you've been unfairly treated, you can write that in your notes."
--Mr. Hannula (I actually didn't feel unfairly treated, but I wrote it down anyway.)
"Why don't people ever have French-fries on Friday?"
--Calvin Chase
"If you want to have a friend, be a friend."
--Mr. Pfefferle (Yes, sir!)
"Quod licet Jovi non licet bovi."
--Mr. Pfefferle (Translation: "That which is lawful to God is not lawful to a cow.")
"I pray that you will give us attentive minds and retentive minds."
--Mr. Pfefferle
"V.C.: Very Clever."
--Mr. Bond
"Was there really a legendary guy named Hercules?"
--Chalice Wilson
"If you can't read my handwriting--you're perfectly normal."
--Dr. Rogland
"Randomly ordered."
--Dr. Rogland
"We don't understand enough to feel dumb!"
--Dr. Rogland putting words in the mouths of the freshmen
"What we learned in school is how to kill saber-tooth tigers, and skin a dinosaur--boy, that takes an awful long time."
--Dr. Rogland speaking of his age