Monday, October 15, 2007

Quotes

"You don’t think about this stuff, you know. You just run around… play Frisbee… eat supper." --Mr. McLin
"Just smother ‘em with it." --Mr. M
"Sheep don’t burn." --Mr. M
"I was the champion of the ugly-face." --Mr. B
"Are you making a bald eagle out of a fly, Christina?" --Mr. B
"Do it or die." --Mr. B
"Spiritual blimp." --Mr. B
"We need to split this country apart and we need to do it fairly quickly." --Mr. H
"I’m not gonna do it, Dad, you make me sick." --Mr. H
"Thomas Jefferson shredded the Constitution and bought the Louisiana Purchase." --Mr. H
"Joseph and his stinking brothers." --Mr. H
"You are an economic drain on your parents." --Mr. H
"Trust me. I know. I’m writing checks." --Mr. H
"My sympathy is zero." --Mr. H
"You gotta kick a lotta tires, you gotta kiss a lotta toads." --Mr. B
"He’s a HORRIBLE photographer!" --Mr. B
"One of the good things about film cameras is that they’re good for physical protection." --Mr. B
"In dying it has clothed itself in immortality." --Sr. C about Latin
"This is the one remaining B. We must fight to preserve it." --Sr. C
"Sometimes I wake up at night, sobbing, wondering, ‘where did the B go?’ But it is gone forever. It will never return." --Sr. C
"The bilebial consonant tradition." --Sr. C
"He was having an identity crisis. It was the name. I knew he shouldn’t have taken that name." --Sr. C

"If your brother hit you first, you should be able to slit his throat." --Mr. H
"Teachers are very heroic, they just rarely get the chance to show it." --Mr. H
"A cavalcade of A's." --Mr. H
"You want to be like me." --Mr. H
"It would be good for them to unglob them." --Pastor DeMass