Quotes
"Tobacco is a product which, if used as directed, kills you in 30-40 years." --Dr. Rogland
"A one-handed Seventh-Day Adventist." --Dr. Rogland
"Do they have nursing homes for trees?" --Michael
"I could tell you some Polak jokes, but then we'd have to explain them to Peter!" --Mr. Bond
Mr. Bond: "Peter is really slow."
Peter: "I'm Polish!"
Quotes
"They didn't lie, they were just economical with the truth." --Mr. Pfefferle"She went to the fair, that's a fairly good excuse." --Emily"My method was fool-proof, just not Ben-proof." --Ben (So does that make him a mocker?)"Welcome to the start of the end of your life as you know it. I will be with you shortly." --Vanima
Mr. Pfefferle Quote
"I try to not split infinitives unless I absolutely have to."
Quotes of the Day
"Why do you teach us stuff we don't know?" --Kate"We didn't have a Monday today." --Mr. Pfefferle"I personally am very proud of my lipid collection." --Dr. Rogland"Absolutely ironclad. Sort of." --Mr. Pfefferle"All galurps are bezers. XYZY is a galurp. Therefore, XYZY is a bezer." --Mr. Pfefferle"Which one was you on?" --Mr. Pfefferle
Quote of the Day
Will saw Jordan walking down the hall with his candybars and he was like, "wow." Megan said, "Yeah, he's on the candybar diet." And Michael said, "Is that like South Beach or Atkins?"--Thanks, Megan and Michael!
Quote of the Day
"Oh, they're all odd, except for the ones that are even." --Michael
Quote of the Day
"Hip, hip--Hippo." --Mr. Bond
Quotes
"I'm a Dusseldorfian!" --Mr. Bond"If you anticipate coldness being a regular part of your life, you ought to bring your dress-code compliant anti-coldness device." --Mr. Pfefferle
