Quotes, Quotes, They Never End
"Multiply it out and have confidence in yourself." --Mr. Pfefferle"How do you spell 'J.I.?'" --Luke Doremus
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When was the last time you wrote a letter and mailed it?
Quotes
"Do you realize that you have all your notes on your website?" --Ben Rosemary: "Hey, Nate, how does it feel to be a teenager?"Nate: "Do teenagers always have sore throats?""Winds, count as if your lives depend on it, because they do." --Mr. Friesen, our symphony director. (Michael, you're not the only one whose life is threatened!)
Why Won't It Let Us Post?
It doesn't let me post on Michael's blog, either! Oh, well, I guess someone's telling me to get to work on my essay. See you tomorrow.
Quotes
"Writing in free verse is like playing tennis with the net down." --Robert Frost"Yes, but you have to take drugs first." --Mr. PfefferleMichael: "Elimilation."Mr. Pfefferle: "Elimilation."
Quotes
"I gotta be one with the dough." --Mr. Bond"Horsey!" --Giles"What we have here is a failure to communicate." --Mr. Pfefferle
Quotes of the Day
"Is there any possible way I could learn this without memorizing it?" --Bonnie"Take the F and get the social life." --Mr. Pfefferle
Quotes
"What do you think we should do the period after a test--just sit here and look at the wall? I hate to tell you this, but life goes on." --Mr. HannulaSpeaking of Calvin: "He looks like death warmed over--and then cooled." --Dr. Rogland"Our school's turning into a real school!" --Josh Halinen"Students can always be replaced. It's so hard to find a good science teacher." --Dr. Rogland"My husband's a great pig!" --Mrs. Snodgrass"Hey, I'm on drugs, so I feel OK." --Dr. Rogland"This is a Christian school. We don't believe in equality." --Michael"That little--insert your own word here." --Mr. Pfefferle"And then there's the glohawk, worn by men like Mr. Pfefferle. It's like a nohawk, except people don't wear it on purpose, and it's shinier." --Michael"I look like a rug." --Dr. Rogland"What? But I'm a good boy." --Calvin"So gentlemen, marry a girl who looks like a giraffe." --Dr. Rogland
Weird Blog
It won't let me post!
Mr. Hannula Quote
"You don't have TV and you call yourselves Americans?"
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"Syntax: what the Catholic church charged people so they didn't have to go to purgatory." --Michael"Ambrose did not believe the Emperor should stick his big, fat face into the affairs of the church." --Mr. Hannula
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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a trip to the cash machine." --Mr. PfefferleWhen we were talking about Catholic indulgences: "I indulge in chocolate from time to time." --Michael
Mr. Hannula Quotes
"Will the seniors pay for this? No! They will be dead!""I don't believe it. I think it's a bunch of bunk.""Jesus is God, and don't say He ain't!"
Mrs. Rayburn Quote
"Let's just coll rall."