Quotes From Math Class
The day before a math test, we had been talking about how Mr. Pfefferle is color-blind, because he couldn't tell that Michael's hair was dyed red on top. So the next day he made the test a hot pink, and as he passed it out, he explained, "I thought I'd give you a nice, Kelly-green test today.""Mr. Pfefferle, you genius!" --Aaron S.
"Unit-conversion problems are just like Shakespeare." --Mr. Pfefferle
"Mr. Pfefferle was just a blob." --Larissa
posted by Aletheia @ 3:33 pm
247 Comments:
Keep it real everybody!
Why do people say that? Are they afraid I'll start living inside a fairy tale or something?
Hum? 'Keep it real'? Or 'first comment'?
you guys shoulda heard Gita in art class today! it was freakin hilarious. Daniel said somethin about Vietnam in his presentation and Gita looked at me and said:
"Vietnam, that's in Korea right?" he was dead serious. it was hilarious. ok...
peace, love, freedom
Rodi
LOL!
I meant why do they say "keep it real"?
how can gita not know? he is asian!
Lol that is priceless!
Dunno why Rosie, I doubt they think you'll start living in a fairy tale or something. =)
What's the page for the Spanish homework, anyone know?
Hi rosie ;D
hey could you post that soprano study sheet cause i really need it!!!??
thank you, love, ariel
Sure, I'm posting it on the website right now. (Why didn't I think of that earlier?)
rosie your web site says to do pgs 133 and 134 for spanish but havnt we already done those? i think its 153 and 154 cuz thats what we are learning right now... just wonderin ...
Sorry, Effie! You are very observant. Yes, it is 1 FIFTY 3-54. I've changed it now.
yo-yo my peps,
I miss ya'll sooooooooooooooo much, I havent been here in ages!!! How is everyone??? Megan I'm prayin' for you, sweetie! Anyway, I hope everyone is looking forward to a whole week out of school (Throwing hands up and screaming) YESSSSSSSSSSSS~ we should throw a huge party or something. We're the big dogs on campus now and we need something exciting to do one of these days, especially since april fools day in on Sat., we can pull something on Friday, but I need IDEAS!!!
Luv always
OMG mike I have a new picture possible 4 my myspace. U'll should come visit my page!!!
Hey rosie~
can u post english notes for the quiz on friday PRETTY PLZ!!!! I Luv Ya!!!
WHERE R U PEPS?????
Over here! Hi! *waving fanatically* =)
-starfish
rosie, can you please post the memorizations before friday
thank you so much
Right. Yeah. And notes.
Whoops! That was me. I thought I signed in, but Blogger changed things again and got me confused.
Could rosemary please post the memorization please?
Anonymoose
hey guys. i am leaving now so i will see you a week from monday
Oh, I'm so sorry, whoever you are! I didn't get your post until now. Hope you did OK.
Bye Mike!
hello everyone i havent been on in awhile its kinda weird. i know yall have been prayin and i appreciate it so much. please pray that my back will heal and i wont have to go back and have more surgeries for awhile. luv you all.
Yaaay! Megan's home! You're not dead! I will definitely pray for you. Is it OK if I ask what exactly is wrong with your back?
hi everybody i got your cards today and loved 'em.
well if you really wanna know rosie-
the original problem was that i had a tethered cord which is when scar tissue wraps around your spinal cord and pulls it down, cutting off nerves and muscles which makes you lose feeling in your legs which is what i noticed a couple months ago. this problem is very simply fixed by a surgery where doctors go in and cut the scar tissue off of your spinal cord and as long as they can avoid cutting off any of your nerves or muscles everything should be fine. so anyways i did that surgery and everything went fine and i went home but about a week later we saw that where they cut open my back, the stitches werent holding so my back was opening which isnt a good thing lol. so we had to go back and they went in again and took muscles from different parts of my back and put them over the incission so that it would hopefully be stronger and hold better. but while they were examining my back they noticed that my spinal cord was very weak and was leaking my spinal fluid. normal spinal cords are supposed to be as thik as three pieces of cardboard stuck together, in some areas mine is thinner then a piece of paper! and to make it worse, the pressure pushing the fluid thru was way too high. normal pressure is 5 to 10, if its 15 they start to get worried, mine was 22. so they realized that it was my brain pressure that was the problem so they concluded that i needed a shunt which is a tiny tube that goes from your brain into your stomach where your extra brain fluid is like evaporated and the doctors can control your brain pressure with it. so they went in again (3rd time) and put in a temporary shunt in case i didnt really need a permanent one but after 5 days they realized i needed a permanent one and so they went in for the 4th time and gave me a permanent shunt. (deep breath)
so thats what ive been doing for the last month and you now think im an alien. any questions? lol.
Wow! Thanks for the deluxe explanation. See, you're just so smart that your brain is overpressuring!
i wish thats how it worked.
It is soooooooooooo good to hear from ya, megan!! I missed you so much and in are always in my prayers!!!! WEll, gtg, but I'll talk to ya'll later! Hope ur having a good springbreak!!
thank you but who are you?
Hey megan! It's Juliette. You're home?! can you have vistitors? Get better! I miss you!
i miss you too!! im not quite ready for visitors yet but hopefully soon. you can call me tho and ill hopefully get to the fone in time. lol.
i dont know why dont you tell me?
jk. congratulations sean!
Congratulations! So now I'm curious. What DO you do?
Cool.
hey everyone i dont have much to say but it looks like nobody else has either.... so i hope your all enjoying life. ttyl.
wow this is like a really deserted blog...
so today i went all the way upstairs and into my room and my gameroom and i havent been up there in like 2months and it was really weird but cool. so ttyl
MEGAN! HOW ARE YOU?! are you feeling better?
Hey Megan! <3
chuck!!! omg i havent talked to you in forever i miss you soo much. ya im doing ok just tryin to heal which should take about a month at the very longest. but when im all better we're all totally gonna celebrate and go do something awesome.
michelle!! your candle burns daily at my bedside. lol. i had to get rid of the sand though cuz my mom was like "your gonna spill it and get it everywhere blah blah blah." i miss you all like crazy and sometime when i look presentable i'll come crash one of your classes and visit.
Megan, when you get better we're gonna to kidnap you and take you to Disneyland! Yah, come crash our class - everyone'd love that. =)
i dont think youd have to kidnap me to get me to disneyland cuz i would pretty willingly go. as soon as i can i will totally come crash a class which classes have a&b together?
Hey Rosemary, I think in the assignments section you forgot to mention the Tale of Two Cities Worksheet due monday.
Anonymoose
Yeah, I'm sorry, I haven't updated the website for Friday yet. My bad.
Who are you, anyway?
ahahaha! rosie said "my bad"
? ? ?
rosie!!
i dunno.... i just thot it was funny.
oh what now~
I beat u sean, I took the test to get my licence and only missed 1 question and I get it in 3 weeks!!!
now now lets not be competetive...
everyone CHILL!
ok everyone i have SERIOUS GOOD NEWS!! i went to the hospital to get my stitches out today and they weigh you and everything and i got on the scale and......... I HAVE LOST 25 POUNDS!! i will now repeat that for good measure..... I'VE LOST 25 POUNDS!! i am very extremely happy rite now all is well in the world and i love you all and.... I'VE LOST 25 POUNDS!
Oh, I passed. I missed five questions by the 19th but got all the rest right.
Oh my word Megan! That's a lot of weight! Do you feel like a weightless ghost or wraith or something now? Congrats, I'm glad you're happy about that.
How'd the stitches go? THey come out okay?
Hugs <3
can someone tell me about the english memorization?
i got shafted from mr bond today by having to talk the pilgrim's progress quiz right out of the blue, so i missed class
WTG Jess, glad you passed! =D
Wow, Megan, don't just up and get blown away on the wind, now, ya hear?
We only have to memorize through "we were all going direct the other way." Not the whole para.
Thanks for the quote, Sean. :)
He he 'para'. Por!
i the tyler/ben thing supposed to be funny because ben is rich? i don't get it
dont worry im still not fortunate enuff to feel weightless and windblown worthy.
ya its funny cuz ben has very sufficent funds.
i miss you all sooooo much!!!
Uh... para. Lazy-people-language for paragraph.
Yeah, Megan, you should visit soon so we can all see the new, even slimmer you!
by the time i can come visit i'll have gained it all back. lol.
I know, I was just feeling a bit ditzy, you know how that goes.
What is the English thing, the keyword? I made a list of the adjectives during the in-class and I guess that wasn't what we were supposed to do.
I think I need to get my hearing checked, I hear things totally different from people are actually saying, know what I'm saying?
Hey Megan, how're you feeling? By the time we actually get to see you you'll be like one of those anorexic magazine models without being anorexic. Hope your back is feeling good. <3
Hey Rosemary, on the homework for Friday I think you forgot to mention that the imitation in English is due, just so you know.
Anonymoose.
Who on earth are you?? Thanks for pointing that out!
For the keyword outline, we're supposed to write down about 3-4 key words for every phrase of the paragraph. Then, without looking at the paragraph, try to rewrite the original from your outline. All the instructions are on the paper he gave us. It takes about five minutes, so if you want, we can do it in Speech tomorrow. :)
Okay Rosemary, thanks. =D
How did your recital go?
About as I had expected. It wasn't perfect, and there were some spots that I was really expecting to pull off well that didn't go well, and one of my strings went a bit out of tune!!! but nothing really major. It was fun. I got to eat pie.
PIE!! O what torture! lol
Hi.
anyone out there?
Hey, Megan! I'm on for a few minutes in case you're still there....
Hi Megan, I'm here!
too bad you all are like a day late. lol.
Hey, I was only fifty-one minutes late!
same difference
It was great to see you today, Megan!
i am so glad i got to see you all!! i miss you all so much we really need to start hangin out more. omg i just saw the best movie ever its totally my new favorite movie- its called "a day with out a mexican" lol i loved it! i totally recomend it even if your not mexican.
i have no clue what to write for the essay
OMG I missed ya'll today~ well most of ya anyway!! I have no idea what to right either mike!!! Sry I wasnt at school!! I am/was sooooooo sick I had to go to the doctor and I wanted to talk to some of u guys at lunch, but I called ben because mike told me to and I didnt want to make him find u guys~SRY!!!~ I'll be there tomorrow unfortunately, but I have to write my essay sooo. . .
Luv always,
*Jess*
Ps>
I was reading previous blogs and for ur info, sean, u can only pass a bus if there are 3 lanes or a median between u and the bus, plus u have to be on the other side of the road!!! SO What now~I got 20 out of 21!!!
Hey Rosemary, the scripture references you referenced don't really make sense, they're all just like, introductions and stuff. Any ideas?
Anonymoose
What is algebra II homework???
100th comment and who is anonymoose???
Algebra II homework is the Take Home Test.
be back l8er
(I was the last 2 anonymous
thanks who r u though???
have to eat :( Be back later
Yeah, you're right, Anonymoose. Maybe I copied them down wrong. He rattled them off right at the end of class.
Here are my suggestions:
Matthew 22:15-22
Acts 5:25
Daniel 1 (Actually the whole book)
Exodus 1-14
Hope that helps!
Didn't you have Bio homework posted up for tomorrow? Not that I'm asking for homework!
hey u,
What bio homework???
Quite right. We have to read that handout for tomorrow. I forgot. MY BAD <-- see, Megan? I said it again!
Is our essay supposed 2 b double spaced???
I'm falling asleep, Rosie r u still there??? PLZ b there!!!!
Yes, I'm here! Yes, double-spaced, 12 point font, Times New Roman, name in top right-hand corner.
Goodness, I misplaced my notes on the Acts Charles II passed. I remember what they were, basically, but I forgot what they were called. Trade Acts?
Oh, it wasn't even Charles II, was it? Wasn't it George III? I think I'm losing my sanity as I get drowsier and drowsier!
omg my internets been nonworking for like a day and a half and i was going crazy!!! anyone else have the same problem? lol rosie your a total gangsta!
Rosie, I was wondering if I could have all of your notes at the end of the school year?
NO YOU CAN'T! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CHEAT OFF ME!!
Ohhh, I'm so confused! How does saying that make me a gangsta? Maybe I should just not talk--I have no idea what I'm saying!
And that was NOT me who said you couldn't have the notes, Chelle. If you're willing to spend the money on photocopies, you can have them. In fact, I might just give them to you. I threw away most of my notes from last year.... I really don't know why Daddy would think that was cheating; at the end of the year it doesn't matter, does it? The grades are in.
Wow, if your dad is that against it then I suppose I'd better not accept. But uhm, I wasn't trying to cheat.
wow thats harsh. would your dad say something like that? sharing notes isnt cheating in my opinion.
Hey Megan, wazzup?
BTW why's it spelled with two z's? What is up, shouldn't it be only one?
I dunno, maybe he didn't say it, but he would definitely say something like that.
But I'm sure he wasn't serious.
Oh, I'm glad you think he wasn't serious, I don't want people to think I'm a cheat. =)
Or am I? Oooh. O.O
=P
Okay, that's strange, it says I did reply last night but I went to bed earlier than that. (Yah, I got some sleep! =D It'll have to last me the whole week but it feels nice to have your energy all stored up for once.)
While I'm posting I might as well say that the sup is from what is up, what's up, sup and therefore there is still only one s.
Who was that posting last night, then? Good for you, getting some sleep! I'm so proud of you!
What about the s from is?
All I be sayin' is that the 's' is from 'is' and that there should be only one 'z' in wazzup.
Riiiiighhhht. I feel stupid now.
Ah, don't. Wazzup is just slang anyway. I wish I spoke Cockney though.
Click on the link. It takes you to their homepage. Then type the verse you want into the search bar and press go. If you want to get all the different verses lined up, all you have to do is highlight the text you want with the mouse, hold down control and press C, then go into a word document and hold down control and press V. Do it for as many verses as you need. That way, you don't have to type it. All you have to do is eliminate the ones you don't want. :) Get it?
When's the Biology test?
There's a test?
hey rosie ol' pal... would you mind posting some english notes for the essay? hmmm? thank you.
peace and love
Rodi
Oh, I thought there was a test. Maybe I'm just going cuckoo in the head.
http://www.tcnj.edu/~rhet/carls2.html
For the essay, I've only read the first paragraph.
Maybe I'm a nerd but I thought that this was fun.
http://www.cliffsnotes.com/WileyCDA/LitNote/id-126,pageNum-145.html
Does anybody know how long the essay is supposed to be?
Who the main recalled to life points? : Dr. Manette in the beginning, Darney in the end, am I forgetting anybody?
He didn't say how long. Talk about social reform--the country coming back to life. Yeah, Dr. Manette & Darney. Also little ones like Foulon and Cly. And how Carton was born again being a sort of resurrection. Of course the verse he cites. And how the characters change for the better. Maybe I can post notes tomorrow, but I'm crazy busy, so if you could photocopy them, that'd be magnificent.
12.5 font, Times New Roman, 450 words and the essay is worth a test grade.
Hasn't it always been 12 point font? And don't forget to double-space it. :)`
I think a little humble, down-home, pre-debate trash talk is in order. Team Tyler is going to succeed in a humble victory over Team Alethia in the debate.lol.
Anonymooose
I beg to differ! Team Tyler is totally going DOWN!!! We have unbreakable arguments. But you can think that if it makes you happy, since your life is so depressing. :P
What's the 'P' supposed to mean at the end of your post?
Anonymoose
The smiley is sticking her tongue out.
You're still going to lose, humbly of course.
Anonymoose
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Oh, they might not have hatched yet, but they're incubating wuite nicely, I just got off the phone with Tyler and he's got some surprises in store.
Anonymoose
You make me laugh! So Tyler's actually decided to put some work into this? Maybe the whole poor-me-I-don't-want-to-argue thing was a fake? Or did seeing the competition make him decide he needed to put some work into this? LOL!
Well, I'll admit he was maybe sort of just a little bit intimidated by your whole page of scriptural reference rebuttles, maybe just a little bit, but I'm not sure.
Anonymoose
That's right. I'd like to see you come up with that many references!
Me? I would never use up that much of my important time for a little extra credit history debate, I leave that to Tyler, because his time is not as imortant as mine.jk.
Anonymoose
Hmm, if you pass the buck like that, you'll never win the debate.
Haven't you been listening to me? It's not about who wins or loses, it's about us all trying our best.
I think you need to reorganize your priorities
Anonymoose
Oooh, that was low.
But speaking of time and priorities, my priority right now happens to be writing my English essay, not talking to a loser like you. Just kidding. I still love you. See you tomorrow, and don't work too terribly hard on that debate--you don't want to wear yourself out, you know. :)
And don't forget to measure how tall you are. :)
Ya, I probably should be going too, I gotta get a good night's sleep for the big debate tomorrow, because we're gonna win!
Goodnight
Anonymoose
i stuck on the english essay
Anything I can help with? It is a tricky one.
should i talk about Lorry and the defarges?
ok, there is no room for Lorry, but i got the defarges in
Sounds good! I've found that if you go back over it, you can cut out words here and there, and they all add up. You might try that if you don't have enough room.
Hey Rosie! I finally got my essay done. It probably is my best yet.
good luck on the essays everybody im so glad i dont hafta worry about that stuff anymore. who is anonymoose
i saw the bond and st jon clan today at the mall..... if anyone wanted to know
Wow, it seems like the mall is a hip and happenin' place. I met someone I hadn't seen in 3 years there last week. It was kind of odd cuz we were both coming out of a bathroom stall.
omg i know what you mean. one time i was in the mall bathroom and my name is written on my shoes so i guess this girl was lookin at everyones shoes cuz she was like hey megan and i was like um hi and she just started talkin and it was totally odd cuz i had no clue who she was and i wanted to use the bathroom in peace!
Ugh!
lol
Lol! =D
Have you ever felt like you were in the guys bathroom?
Hey, sunshine!
Hey Cuppy! =)
yes michelle! (sorry to stay on the bathroom subject rosie) i've accidently gone into the mens bathroom so many times its really imbarrasing.
LOL!
could someone please post the new timeline sections
that would be great
Great Fire of London 1666
Pilgrim's Progress 1678
1688--Covenanter's Killing Time 1685-8
Glorious Revolution 1688
Salem Witch Trials 1692
Defoe--Robinson Crusoe 1719
Jonathan Edwards 1741
Handel's Messiah 1741
1750--J.S. Bach d. 1750
Declaration of Independence 1776
French Revolution 1789
U.S. Constitution 1789
thanks sister mary rose
Hey Rosemary, you've provably already been filled in on what you missed but just in case, there is spanish homework due tomorrow(I don't know what pg. #) and also a quiz on the regular and preterit forms of the verb decir. There's also English homework (I don't remember what it was) due thursday and a science test next tuesday. Were you playing hooky today?
Anonymoose
Thanks a bunch, Anonymoose! I was sick today, but I wasn't miserable, so it was fun to stay home in the sunshine. I think I'll be sick more often! :)
Anything interesting happen today?
uhmmmmm....We finished the David Attinborough movie in science, so I guess you missed some reptile action.
Anonymoose
Guess I'll take that as a no.... thanks anyway.
Well, I don't know, those reptiles...
Oh I forgot, you also missed the math test.
Anonymoose
*groan* I know. I heard there were only 15 problems, though.
Today Noah asked me if one of those little teddy bears from Jessica's party had earwax! Where does he get his crazy ideas?
The English was 420, all questions (I thought it was only 4-5 but Emily A. said it was all).
Spanish is 392.
Hope you get better Rosie! <3
Emily said you got my handouts for me, Chelle. Thanks!
ben is a funny anonymoose
Completely welcome Rosie, just get better so you can see them! =D
(P.S. it is all the English questions, ugh!)
Oh, I thought that this was a very inspiring speech.
http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html
no, he said 800.
Anonymoose
Ergh! Who is using my codename? That last post was NOT mine. This is making me mad! And the essay IS 450 words, not 800 you liar! You sit upon a throne of lies!
Anonymoose (the real, the original, the only)
(just so Alethia knows I'm the real anonymoose...plasticwrap...)
That was just subpar, Anonymoose.
Yes, it's supposed to be 450.
Whooopsiedaisie! I'm sorry, Anonymoose! I posted that before I saw your last post.
Maybe it's time for you to get your own screen name so nobody can steal it.
But my clever little wordplay of a screename left at the bottom of each post was my trademark! Now what am I supposed to do?
Put it at the top instead. You could still put it at the bottom, also. Sorry, dear, you have come face-to-face with the harsh reality of identity theft. :)
I wonder if they know my social security number! Although I think it was just Michael trying to tick me off...
Anonymoose
Even I don't know my social security number....
How's that essay condensing for ya?
Oh, gotta go. Bye!
Well, I'm not really condensing, I'm still expanding...well...I'm actually just starting it because on Wed, I didn't have my history book because I hadn't yet gotten it back from someone who borrowed it who shall remain unnamed..cough..Peter...cough, so I just had to write a junk essay from info from the internet to get homework credit.
I'm back.
That's nasty about your essay. :(
Wow, other people use our text book! Chapter Eight:
http://www.sjrcc.cc.fl.us/faculty/cummins/ushistnotes8.html
That's our textbook?
hey ben
identity theft is really easy on this blog
look, i'll be alethia
i'm not aletheia
go ahead, click it
but i wont do it anymore, except to sean and ben
Aaaah! Nobody's safe anymore! :) Except you forgot to capitalize.
--The Real Aletheia
what the heck?
Yah, it's chapter 8 notes to our us history book.
Michael you're a wiz, computers scare me.
But the notes didn't even really say much the same thing as the book.
Really? There was the 'WA slept here' thing that I remember from the book. I read it and figured that what deviated from the book could be from her/his teacher as they are notes after all.
Hey everyone~
it has been 4ever since I've been here. WOW, anonymoose and rosie sure do talk alot. Whos is anonymoose anyway??? Well, back to what's important~ how is everyone??? Mike, this wednesday @ heritage they are doing this thing for Mrs. McMillian and they want you to come. I can give details tomorrow. I got the invite from Mrs. Holden and she told me to pass it on sooooo. . .now its your turn to pass it on!!! O.K. I think I cracked/broosed the bone in my arm, I can barely move it and it's my writing hand :( who cares anyway? Is our essay do tomorrow???
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